A very different little orchestra
BREAK TIME: Trivia & Humor about Music & Musicians
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Q: How do you keep your violin from being stolen? A: Put it in a viola case. Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon. Q: Why are violist's fingers like lightning? A: They rarely strike the same spot twice. |
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St. Peter was checking in the new arrivals in heaven. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?"
The man says, "I was a doctor." St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?" "I was a school teacher." "Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?" "I was a musician." "Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen ..." |
| "Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it". (John Lennon) |
"All my concerts had no sounds in them; they were completely silent. People had to make up their own music in their minds!" (Yoko Ono) |